As if we need another reason to resent those gods of guitars, the rock stars, who obit heaven and only come down to earth to pluck our most pretty females for their carnal desires. These rock star wives are so hot they'll strike a chord in your pants.
Former model and now Cars spouse Paulina Porizkova in Thursday (1998) is fully nude and ready to ride. Do you have the gas, ass or grass, because everyone must pay. We suggest sperm. Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire (1996) is topless, but her once husband Tommy Lee let us see more in their famous sex tape, the shot heard around the Internet. Remember? Topless Shanna Moakler in Seeing Other People (2004) isn't able to get her man hard? That's beyond our suspension of disbelief. Mams and muffs from the Oasis that is Patsy Kensit in Angels & Insects (1996). Unrelated to the classical composer with which whom she shares a surname, Barbara Bach in Force 10 from Navarone (1978) is a 10 in the tub with her tits. Gwyneth Paltrow in Sylvia (2003) is making us salivate. And breasts from Carmen Electra in The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999) is what rocks us. Liv Tyler in Stealing Beauty (1996) is letting us steal a glance at her mam. Kate Hudson in Almost Famous (2000) has almost tits, but they're enough for us. Heidi Klum in Secret (2010), and the secret is a nip slip.
Rock on, girls. You’re beautiful music to our eyes.