ESPN? No It’s ESP-Skin!

Now that all the hoopla has died down about the Espy awards, it’s time for considered and sober look at naked celebrities in movies about sports. Remember, it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, as long as at least one girl loses her bra. Look below for a collection of Mr. Skin’s favorite nude celebs from the wide world of sports (movies).

Melinda Dillon in Slap ShotSlap Shot

The great Paul Newman’s great hockey movie Slap Shot gets even greater as he lies in bed with a topless banana-boobied Melinda Dillon listening to her describe her recent lesbian affair with her best friend. This is pucking great!

Susan Sarandon in Bull DurhamBull Durham

Partially filmed in the fair city of Raleigh, North Carolina, classic baseball flick Bull Durham also featured the fair titties of Susan Sarandon as she crawls around on the kitchen floor looking for a place to strike a match. Those bases are loaded!

Mariel Hemingway in Personal BestPersonal Best

If there were a gold medal for lesbian track and field movies, Personal Best would walk with it (along with the bronze and silver) clenched between its rock-hard ass cheeks. In this partially obstructed view, Mariel Hemingway and Patrice Donnelly act out the subconscious Sapphic desires all female athletes feel for one another. God bless the WNBA!

Tonie Perensky in Varsity BluesVarsity Blues

Everyone remembers Ali Larter’s whipped-cream bikini in the latter-day high-school-football classic Varsity Blues, but Mr. Skin was equally enamored with the MILFish mams of the boys’ teacher Miss Davis (Tonie Perensky), who reveals her rack moonlighting as a stripper while her stunned students look on. This one scores a touch-down-there!