Canada, our neighbor to the north, boasts low crime rates, clean air, Mounties, and extremely attractive pop perv-formers. Watch said starlets pick up various prizes for their musical stylings on the Much Music Awards, Canada’s answer to the MTV Video Music Awards. Being a family-oriented show, you’re not likely to see skin; however, in 2002, the beautiful and bratty Avril Lavigne donned dangerously daring drawers that dipped down to reveal a fine slice of crack. Now that’s my kind of Canadian bacon!