Mezzo destro, mezzo sinistro (1985)

The Italian soccer comedy Mezzo destro, mezzo sinistro - 2 calciatori senza pallone (1985), which translates to Middle Right, Middle Left - 2 Players Without the Ball, may have an impossible title, but it also features some impossibly bellissima Italian babes! The film follows a popular soccer player who has reached the end of his career, and decides to sign with a team recently purchased by his dimwitted friend. He quickly develops a rivalry with a brilliant Brazilian player that is on the team as well. Blah, blah, blah soccer. Who cares? What about the babes? Sophie Berger shows off her sensational snoobs as she fools around with a guy, but it's Loredana Romito who steals the show! Loredana looks lovely as she peels off her dress to get it on with a guy, revealing her rack and rump! We also get to see those hoots and glutes again later in the film as she strips down to get it on with one guy, and another one comes in! We call that a penal-ty!