Kelsey Crane is a blonde act-chest. That may sound redundant, but we love her so much, we’re happy to repeat ourselves. One of her earliest sightings was in the horror flick Lake Dead (2007), where she plays a character named Brielle Lake. Are you scared yet? The story of three sisters and their friends who take a trip to the home of their recently deceased grandfather to learn about their inheritance only to discover a family of psychos. What’ll really drive you crazy is Kelsey in a red bikini. She does take it off once, in bed with her lover, but her back is to us, so we are denied the treats of her teats.