Grab your joystick and get ready to play, because we've got some real high scorers this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First, the 80's arcade comedy Joysticks (1983) hits DVD with the Ms. Rack-man of Kym Malin, Kim G. Michel and more. Then, Kathleen Kinmont and Tamara Glynn are unstoppable sperm-killing machines in Halloween 4 (1988) and Halloween 5 (1989), nude on Blu-ray.
Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, our friends at Redemption Films are always good for some nudity, and their release of Black Magic Rites (1973) doesn't disappoint with Satanic skin from Rita Calderoni and Christa Barrymore:
Before geek was chic there was Joysticks (1983), where big-breasted bimbos terrorize a video-arcade worker by stealing his pants on his first day on the job. Considering those pants were taken off by Kym Malin and Kim G. Michel, there's not much to complain about. But his real problem is a group of sexy Pac Man-esque dolls sent by King Vidiot to take over the arcade. But our nerdy hero finds a friend in Valley girl Corinne Bohrer, whose main distinction here is that she doesn't take her clothes off. But not to worry; besides our aforementioned booby girls, former centerfold Becky LeBeau plays one of King Vidiot’s minions and Lynda Wiesmeier adds so much cleavage that it almost counts as topless.
There are some people that are just too good to die. They have that extra whatever that keeps them coming to the top. They’re called heroes. One such hero is Michael Myers, the madman slasher at the core of the successful Halloween franchise. In Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988), he escapes from the Richmond Mental Institute while being transferred and still finds the time to terrorize his niece, played by Danielle Harris. You just can’t keep a good man down. Fast forward to the 51 minute mark, where Kathleen Kinmont comes about as close to naked without showing the dirty bits as possible, including some nice thong action.
Michael Myers, the unstoppable killing machine in the Captain Kirk mask, returns for another round of carnage in the slasher flick Halloween 5 (1989). This time around, he is going after his old enemy Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasance) and his own young niece Jamie (Danielle Harris), with whom he shares a psychic 
connection. But first he has to lure her and Loomis out of the children’s hospital and into the decaying Myers house, necessitating a lengthy killing spree and some skin from blonde babe Tamara Glynn. You’ll jack your lantern!
Italian horror-meister Renato Polselli (Delirium) probes the realm where occult practices meet naked Euro hotties and wild sex in the psychedelic fright-fest Black Magic Rites (1972). Although set in contemporary times, Black Magic Rites is rife with spellbinding flashbacks to medieval sorcery and nude female sacrifices. Robust beauty Rita Calderoni dazzlingly embodies Isabella, a vampiric witch to whom modern worshipers make blood offerings before turning into succubus types themselves. Black Magic Rites will conjure the flames of the underworld in your pants.
C U Next Tuesday, skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray!
