mullen monster

Our friends over at Synapse Films recently released the skinfinitive Blu-ray edition of Frankenhooker (1990), starring Penthouse pet Patty Mullen as Elizabeth, the fiancee of aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken. When Liz gets chopped into pieces in a freak lawnmower accident, Dr. Franken sets out to rebuild his true love using parts "collected" from New York's finest streetwalkers.

The re-animation is successful, but with one unforseen side effect: Liz's prostitute parts quickly take over her brain, and Dr. Franken finds that if he wants to make love with his beloved, he'll have to pay like any other john...with his life!

The Blu-ray of Frankenhooker comes uncut and uncensored, with significantly more nudity than the R-rated VHS version and 1998 DVD release. Highlights (sk)include Charlotte J. Helmcamp's monster mams, Patty's slip of the lower lip (nudely discovered by our Blu-ray Ninja!) , and a (literally) explosive hotel room party with nudity from Heather Hunter, Jennifer Delora, Kimberly Taylor,Susan Napoli,Vicki Darnell and Gittan Godling as topless Times Square trollops.

To celebrate this new, nude Blu-ray monstrosity, we've rounded up some monster babes that'll give you a jolt in your bolt:

clarke monsterMelinda Clarke, zombified and zombie-fine in Return of the Living Dead Part 3 (1993)

sanchez monsterVictoria Sanchez, showing off her full moons in Blood Moon (2001)


hoermann monsterCaroline Hoermann, splattering blood (among other things) all over the walls in Flesh for the Beast (2003)


hopkins monsterKaitlin Hopkins, baring her succu-buds as a succubus in Spirits (1990)

loyer monsterShawna Loyer, whipping out her prosthetic pontoons in 13 Ghosts (2001)

devil monsterSynDeVil, giving a guy a French kiss he'll never forget in Vampire Sisters (2004)

gomez monster...and finally Macarena Gomez, growing gills to match her lovely little lungs in Dagon (2001)

Want more? Check out the monstrous muffage and and unholy udders of Mr. Skin's Greatest Monster/Human Sex Scenes playlist!