Hitz

I’m not sure how many episodes one would expect an Andrew Dice Clay sitcom to last, but ten sounds about right. Hitz lasted ten. As the stunningly clever title implies, this series focused on the “wacky hijinks” at the Hightower record label. Claude Brooks and Rick Gomez were the two central slackers, Rosa Blasi and Kristin Datillo the vapid hotties, and Clay was the sleazy boss. If you somehow managed to miss every single episode, consider yourself fortunate.