Sweden pumps out the beauties. If they need any help, Mr. Skin would be happy to help, especially if I can procreate with Helena Bergström. From an acting family, Helena started working on stage at age five and at fifteen earned a scholarship that sent her to the United States. Back in Sweden she worked the boob tube. Then she hit the big screen. Though they say you shouldn't drink and drive, there's no caution about drinking and bathing, but looking at Helena's dangerous curves topless in a tub in her nude debut, Kvinnorna på taket (1989), one must differ with conventional wisdom. There's nothing conventional about Helena, who has gone on to appear in some state of undress in the Swiss productions Black Jack (1990), House of Angels (1992), and Deadline (2001). Let's put together a fund to pay for another scholarship and get Helena back and naked in America.