Ebbtide (1994)

Ebbtide (1994) is a thriller about a lawyer who falls in love with a murder suspect. You’ll need to wear a macintosh when Judy McIntosh shows up. That’s because things are going to get wet. If she’s a murderer, it’s of sperm, and it’s genocide. When she couples with her lover, wrapping her naked legs around him, showing off her tits and ass, you’ll be like us, a third wheel and a third leg. One thing Judy has that is worthy of a semen shower is an ass that just won’t quit. We know. We tried to get it to say uncle, but it just kept on giving up. Sure there was a crack in its armor, but that only made us harder. Whether in the shower or on the beach, Judy is a erection waiting to happen.