Birte Carolin Sebastian is a big-busted blonde who first made us hard with her debut in the comedy romance Santa Claudia (2002). But the gifts kept on coming, and so did we when she landed a guest spot on the German comedy drama Alles außer Sex, a TV show with sex in the title, which translates to Sex & More. In the episode called “Stellungsspiel,” our girl is lying topless him bed with her man on top of her, but he can’t seem to make good the love connection. We’re not sure why? Birte’s breasts are soft sacks of arousal that make us erect just talking about them. If he needs a pinch hitter, we’re available.