The latest season of True Detective comes a lengthy five years after season three, and a full decade after the series premiere. Season three and the first few episodes of season four are essentially non-nude, but seasons one and two more than pick up the slack. Most importantly, arguably the most iconic television nude scene in history went down in season one. You know the one.
We're patiently waiting to see if season four stars Kali Reis and Jodie Foster deliver nudity. So far, both ladies have remained strategically covered in their sex scenes. For now, let's run through the greatest True Detective nude scenes, and rank them from good to 'bate. I am omitting scenes of nude cadavers, because I have the power!
9) Kelly Reilly Nude in True Detective Season 2 Ep. 5
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For as much as we adore all things Kelly Reilly, we've seen much better nudity from her in other projects, mainly Yellowstone.
8) Amber Carollo Nude in True Detective Season 1 Ep. 4
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A stripping scene that focuses too much on the Woody and not enough on the boobies!
7) Diana Terranova, Peta Jensen, Alix Lynx in True Detective Season 2 Ep. 6
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How dark would we be if we ranked this harrowing brothel scene any higher? Come on, we're not like that.
6) Jacqui Holland Nude in True Detective Season 2 Ep. 1
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Finally, we get some frontal on this list. Busty Jacqui is busted by Rachel McAdams and briefly flashes her bush and boobs before reaching for cover.
5) Michelle Monaghan Nude in True Detective Season 1 Ep. 3
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That fact that Woody Harrelson feels the need to cheat on his wife Michelle makes him an untrustworthy narrator. Watch out for that man.
4) Lili Simmons Nude in True Detective Season 1 Ep. 6
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But thankfully he does so with some gorgeous women!
3) Weronika Rosati Nude in True Detective Season 2 Ep. 3
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Rosati playfully swims topless during the daytime, letting her perky breasts poking out of the water steal the entire season.
2) Alexandra Daddario Nude in True Detective Season 1 Ep. 2
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We weren't about to get creative with this list! After sexing up Woody, Alexandra spreads her legs on the couch to reveal her bush.
1) Alexandra Daddario Nude in True Detective Season 1 Ep. 2
But nothing can compete with this boob reveal and fully body shot. The most iconic nude scene ever in a television series? I think so. I really do.
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