Although actress Ana Danilina has a name similar to the one owned by Khazakstani tennis pro Anna Danilina, the blonde actress isn’t serving balls -- she makes them swell with her topless scene in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004). Unfortunately she’s not paired with the flick’s protagonist, the devilishly blue-eyed Milla Jovovich. But not to worry, because Ana’s mammma-jammas are no joke. As “Undead Stripper #2,” Ana shows everyone that her big ol’ boobies are alive and well, even if she herself is a blood-thirsty zombie lurking in the darkness. Those zombie bombs are so hypnotizing they cause a passing motorist to slam into another vehicle after he gets a glance at them. Talk about a roadside skincident. Not bad for Ana’s first and only role to date. Those undead udders pumped all kinds of life into us and enhanced the spring in our step … and pants! We want more Ana for our banana!