Phase 5 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is currently underway and we’ve got the skinny on which of your favorite nude celebrities are set to appear in all the upcoming projects - so far. While most of Marvel’s screen adaptations tend to be family-friendly, the company has a long history of employing Hollywood’s sexiest stars with histories of showing skin, and this year’s crop is no exception. So who’s joining the ranks of super nudes like Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek, and Gwyneth Paltrow? Read on to get all the skinsational details on the ladies of the MCU that will make you C-U-M!
Maria Bakalova’s Topless Skinny Dip in Transgression
Maria’s Marvel debut is only a month away, when she’ll be providing the voice for Cosmo the Dog in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Most remember Maria’s Oscar-nominated performance in the 2020 Borat sequel, but she actually made her nude debut two years prior in Transgression.
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Liv Tyler’s Boobs and Bush
We’re counting Liv as being new to the MCU even though she played Betsy Ross in the 2008 film The Incredible Hulk. But her return as the character for Captain America: New World Order, the first Captain America film with Anthony Mackie’s Captain America makes it official, and what better way to celebrate than with her cooch-baring scene in The Leftovers or her beautiful breasts in The Ledge.
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Emilia Clarke Nude on Game of Thrones
Before tuning in to see whether Samuel L. Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn bend the knee for the Queen of Dragons on the upcoming Disney+ series Secret Invasion, revisit all of Emilia’s legendary nude scenes on the HBO epic Game of Thrones.
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Olivia Colman Full Frontal in Confetti
Also joining Secret Invasion is this talented Oscar winner, who some may not know was completely clothes free as a nudist in the 2006 rom com Confetti.
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Aubrey Plaza’s Hot Nudity in The White Lotus
One of television’s most popular celebs has nabbed the part she was born to play - a witch in the WandaVision spinoff series Agatha: Coven of Chaos. But it’s Aubrey’s sex scenes in the second season of The White Lotus that have us spellbound!
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Patti LuPone Breasts in Summer Of Sam
The Broadway legend is also joining the Agatha cast. Here’s hoping her sumptuous sweater stretchers, which she bared in Spike Lee’s Summer of Sam, get their chance in the spotlight again soon!
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Maria Dizzia Pops Out of Her Top in Orange Is The New Black
Another member of the Agatha coven, this brunette babe has stripped down numerous times, most memorably in Netflix’s hit prison series Orange Is The New Black.
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Margarita Levieva Gets Banged on The Deuce
The Russian doll is said to be appearing in the new Daredevil series, and we’re daring Disney to let The Deuce star disrobe and display her Russian rack and rump again.
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Sandrine Holt’s Topless Lesbian on The L Word
Also said to be cast in the Daredevil series is this beguiling Brit, who’s been going nude since the 90s. In the 2000s, she flaunted her funbags on the original version of The L Word.
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Emma Corrin’s Outdoor Nudity in Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Last year, Netflix launched one of its most naked offerings when it premiered a new adaptation of the salacious novel Lady Chatterley’s Lover starring Emma Corrin, who spends a good deal of the film running around in the buff and getting boned in broad daylight. Now the enigmatic Emma has been tapped to play the villain in the third Deadpool movie being released by Disney, making it MCU canon. Can seeing Emma’s cans again be possible? Since the Deadpool movies are notoriously R rated, the answer is actually yes!
