Hey, got any interest in watching a Spanish operetta? Get yourself some culture? No, you’d rather scan through that scene with Phoebe Cates for the five-thousandth time? Well, we can’t say we blame you, but here’s a tip for the future: cultural stuff, particularly the sort you get from other countries, often involves naked women! Yeah, crazy! Seems that just about every country aside from the U.S. can appreciate the aesthetic and artistic beauty of the naked female form. (America flips out over one bared boober during a Super Bowl show!) Director Carlos Saura delivered an umpteenth rendition of the classically sexy tale of skin and sin Salomé in 2002 and he chose the exceedingly heavy-appled Aída Gómez as his terrifically tit-ular character. Acting both choreographer and lead boob shaker, Aída broadened our horizons as she elevated our pants. Who knew culture could be so exciting?