If you like your comedy with a bit of an edge, then After Sex (2007) is your cup of tease. Sure, a movie titled after the post climax stage might make you think this one's going to be a bit anti-climactic, but there’s enough sex in this film to keep the hairy palms at Skin Central busy. Stocked with a ton of A-lister misses and misters, this one follows nine different couples in various stages of their relationship. Christopher (Marc Blucas) and Leslie (Charity Shea) are twenty-somethings boning each other while trying, and failing, to catch feels as they bump uglies. Freddy (Tanc Sade) and Jay (Noel Fisher) are gay college kids, only Jay denies he's actually a homosexual despite doing dudes. Nikki (Mila Kunis) and Kat (Zoe Saldana) are gay college kids, only Nikki denies being a lesbian despite munching muff. The screenwriter must've ran out of good plot ideas, so he just repeated that one. Kristy (Natalie Marston) and Sam (Dave Franco) are recently devirginized high schoolers trying to figure out how they feel about it. Trudy (Jeanette O'Connor) and Gene (John Witherspoon) are old ex-hippies doing it in the park to try and rediscover that spark. Neil (Timm Sharp) and Bob (James DeBello) are a pair of butch gay dudes debating which one's the woman of the relationship, and why. David (Keir O'Donnell) and Jordy (Emmanuelle Chriqui) are a pair of exes who are still having sex despite both being in new relationships. And last but not least, Marco (Jose Pablo Cantillo) and Alanna (Taryn Manning) are a pair of wild partiers who enjoy the nightlife, but Marco feels weird about it after he finds out Alanna's a high class hooker. There are women looking fine in each of the nine, but an unfathomable zero vignettes have hotties showing their sets! Still, we can't complain about any scene that has Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana fingering each other in the school library. Check that out! Emmanuelle Chriqui doesn't get freaky, but we do see her in a pair of black undies. Charity Shea is charitable enough to tease with an open men's dress shirt that comes so tantalizingly close to showing titty, while just seeing Taryn Manning in a tight lbd (little black dress) will give you a super pumped up D! That's all well and good, but we're really going to need a prequel to After Sex!