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Review

“Life is filled with things that you just can't predict. Ned Beatty goes on a rafting trip in "Deliverance," winds up getting sodomized by hillbillies. Eddie Murphy stops to give a girl a ride home, turns out she has a bigger schlong than he does. One night you go out for McDonald's and accidentally hack your ex-wife and Ron Goldman to death. These things happen. The point is that things can change 180 degrees in a split second.”Nothing will get you run out of Hollywood quicker than spending a lot of money on a crappy flick and Dragonfire Films executive Peter Dragon (Jay Mohr) just dropped a $150 million bomb on the audience - Slow Torture. The only way he can see that he could possibly come back from the brink is with his next film, Beverly Hills Gun Club. And since his name is poison, the only person he can get to star in the thing is former child star, current hooker, Wendy Ward (Illeana Douglas). There are far too many memorable moments of this show to recount them all but one specific favorite has to be when Mohr is bitched out by Sandra Bullock for filming them while they were having sex and releasing the tape as “While You Were Sleeping, On My Face.”Absolutely hilarious and totally too smart for network TV, the show inevitably pissed off the bible-belters and was pulled after the eighth episode. That’s a damn shame, because there’s honestly not been a funnier, smarter, more biting show on TV for a long time.