800 Words (2015)

800 Words (2015) is an Australian comedy that is really focused on life and death. An Aussie father played by Erik Thomson who is a recent widower that wants to turn his life upside down. Drastic changes are the only way he sees his life moving on from his wife's death. He decides to do this by quitting his job as a very popular writer for a Sydney newspaper where he writes an 800-word column. It's a successful career and everyone thinks he's crazy to give it up. What is he going to do instead? Buy a shack in nowhere, New Zeland, and live life off the land with his two teenaged kids who would rather be back home in the city. We'd rather be anywhere that blonde babe Emma Leonard is. The saucy Aussie actress plays Tracey. When our leading man approaches her in a hallway he flashes back to see her on the beach. He wears a wet suit and she wears nothing at all. The camera focuses on her perky buns as she greets him nude on the beach. Is this a flashback or a fantasy? Who cares? It's a hot look at Emma's seat meat. No wonder he's wearing a wet suit. One look at the lovely Emma is bound to bring him to the splash zone. We don't need 800 words to describe Miss Leonard's hiney. We only really need one and it is: hot. Perhaps next time we can see his view which is undoubtedly her down under.