Helena Christensen kicks ass--and nearly shows ass--in the new pirate-themed commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. (Faded Youth)

Coco T did not get naked for Halloween as promised. She came close, though! (D Listed)

Booble, booble, toil and trouble. Top-heavy English crumpet Keeley Hazell is the sexiest topless witch we've ever seen. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled to star in a movie with porn legend Vanessa del Rio! (IMDb)

Holly Madison is making magic with Criss Angel. It's official! (CelebNewsWire)

Suzanne Somers still proves that two's company. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eliza Dushku does Halloween right by dressing up as . . . sexy Eliza Dushku? (The Blemish)

Sneak peek at Britney's sexy new album cover! (Cityrag)

Olivia Munn dresses up as Princess Leia. Help me, Boner-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (The Grumpiest) more…

Her Firecrotch Prefers Pole Over Hole, With the Exception of Sam

Lindsay Lohan hasn't exactly been hiding her relationship with DJ/lady lover Samantha Ronson. The pair have been inseparable for months, and are often snapping nuzzling each other and holding hands.

Despite the obvious outward signs, Lindsay is now telling people that she is absolutely NOT a lesbian, and that she's just as crazy about wiener as she's always been.

To find out what this means for her licky lez relationship with Sam, click through to the next page. more…

Who's Moving In to the Mansion? It's Double Trouble with the Shannon Twins

It's true--Hugh Hefner and all the Girls Next Door have split. The biggest surprise is that Hef's favorite honey Holly Madison apparently was the one who dumped the 82-year-old mag king. He told E! that their romance was finished:

"If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

Holly is rumored to be dating superstar magician/fan of mousse Criss Angel, but don't weep for Hef. He's already traded up for twins. Blond twins. Blonde nineteen-year-old twins. Meet the new Girls after the jump! more…

Ex-Flame Calum Best Swears He Turned Lindz Lez

Everyone is happy that former teen terror Lindsay Lohan is now seemingly sober, happy, and healthy. And fans of girl-on-girl gropeage are happy that Lilo's found love with a member of the fairer sex, DJ Samantha Ronson.

But Lindz's ex, Brit playboy Calum Best, swears that he is the one who caused Lindsay to develop a taste for lesbian lady loins.

Click into the break and find out what Lohan's former flame thinks of her new "ride". more…

Age: 41. Body: Perfect 10.

Pam "The Mam" Anderson hit the Ellen show today to promote her reality series Pam: Girl on the Loose. And what better way to do so than loosening her clothing?

In front of Ellen (aka the new Mrs. Portia de Rossi) and the entire studio audience, the forever-fetching blonde icon whipped off her dress with all the ease of a pro and gyrated her absolutely flawless body to the music.

To (Bay)watch the video and learn what Pam has to say about those rumors she's dating Michael Jackson, click past the jump. more…