Helena Christensen kicks ass--and nearly shows ass--in the new pirate-themed commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. (Faded Youth)

Coco T did not get naked for Halloween as promised. She came close, though! (D Listed)

Booble, booble, toil and trouble. Top-heavy English crumpet Keeley Hazell is the sexiest topless witch we've ever seen. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled to star in a movie with porn legend Vanessa del Rio! (IMDb)

Holly Madison is making magic with Criss Angel. It's official! (CelebNewsWire)

Suzanne Somers still proves that two's company. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eliza Dushku does Halloween right by dressing up as . . . sexy Eliza Dushku? (The Blemish)

Sneak peek at Britney's sexy new album cover! (Cityrag)

Olivia Munn dresses up as Princess Leia. Help me, Boner-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (The Grumpiest)