It's true--Hugh Hefner and all theGirls Next Door have split. The biggest surprise is that Hef's favorite honey Holly Madison apparently was the one who dumped the 82-year-old mag king. He told E! that their romance was finished:

"If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

Holly is rumored to be dating superstar magician/fan of mousse Criss Angel, but don't weep for Hef. He's already traded up for twins. Blond twins. Blonde nineteen-year-old twins.

Their names are Karissa and Kristina Shannon (see more pics at Yeeeah!) and they've already moved into the Mansion, joining OG Girl Next DoorKendra Wilkinson, who plans on moving out at the end of the year. Of his sumptuously sultry new mates, Hef muses:

"They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends."

With their sun-kissed hair and no-holes-barred attitudes, Karissa and Kristina should have no problem stepping into the role of Hef's hotties. And their surprisingly all-natural, adorably pert racks are a nice change of pace.

They make quite a pair.