It's a fantastic week for fans of classic celebrity skin as Mr. Skin's favorite celeb nude scene of all time, Phoebe Cates' poolside stripdown from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), finally hits Blu-ray. Also assy and classy on DVD is Swedish sexpot Christina Lindberg, up to her usual titillating, top-heavy tricks in the 1975 sexploitation flick Wide Open. For fans of the rear view, Natalie Portman provides a trouser-tightening thong shot in Your Highness (2011), new and nude on unrated DVD and Blu-ray. Also new on DVD, Ellen Page dons a skin-tight superhero costume in Super (2010), but she doesn't take it off and, well, that's not so super.
In horror nudes, this week Australian organ harvesting shocker The Clinic (2010) slices its way onto DVD, and Frat House Massacre (2008), featuring the coed charms of Niki Rubin, starts Pledge Week early with a new, nude DVD release.
“If I’m here, and you’re here . . . doesn’t that make it our time?” So says Sean Penn as surfer dude and perennial burn-out Jeff Spicoli in the teen classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), and our time is well spent thanks to this perfect mix of tits, zits, and bong hits. Freshmeat Jennifer Jason Leigh serves up sweet stuff, getting a few cracks at the perfect tryst. And then there's THAT scene. You know the one. Where Phoebe Cates steps out of the pool and unleashes her perfect pair to the delight of his honor Judge Reinhold and utters the line we all longed to hear from our high school's Phoebe equivalent: "You know how cute I always thought you were."The Swedish film Sngkamrater (1975) is distinguished by the presence of supreme skinternational cinema
sex siren Christina Lindberg. Here, she plays Eva. Her boyfriend is portrayed by Leif Ahrle. Unlike her signature role in Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974), Christina clearly has both eyes in tact throughout the film. The even better news is that, like Thriller, she repeatedly gets naked. Here, her nudity is most mam-morable when she's doing housework while a lucky stiff gets to ogle her. Sngkamrater is one tangy Swedish meatball.When dashing Prince Fabious (James Franco)'s virgin vixen (Zooey Deschanel) is kidnapped, he and his bumbling boob of a brother (Danny McBride) set out on an epic quest to snatch her back... before her snatch is defiled. Joining them on their quest in Your Highness (2011) is warrior woman Natalie Portman who reprises her Closer thong scene, medieval style. Now that's putting the fantasy into this fantasy flick!
A nebbishly nobody transforms himself into the courageous Crimson Bolt in the superhero satire Super (2010). After everyday dude Frank (Rainn Wilson)’s wife Sarah (Liv Tyler) leaves him, Frank re-imagines himself as the fearless, if slightly demented, superhero The Crimson Bolt. Joined by similarly demented teen comics nerd Libby (Ellen Page), who styles herself as The Crimson Bolt’s sidekick Boltie, the two begin a campaign to rid the streets of drug dealers- and to win Sarah back. When Ellen begs Rainn to make out with her while wearing a skintight superhero costume, it’s super. Super hot.Creepy things are afoot at The Clinic (2010) where Tabrett Bethell wakes up alone in the midst of what was supposed to be a cross-country trip with her fella. Pregnant, Tabrett is shocked to find herself tinkered with by terrifying forces...and it's not just finding herself in a bathttub filled with ice cubes that tips her off to the horror all around. A hair-raising Australian import written and directed by James Rabbits, this frightmare flick was a break-out hit at the Screamfest festival.
Pop your collars and bust out the beer bongs, because it’s time for a Frat House Massacre (2008). In this gory throwback to the classic slasher flicks of the ‘80s, the Delta Iota Epsilon fraternity (DIE, get it?) seems like your typical frat, but when an especially mean-spirited prank goes awry, something sinister begins stalking the halls of the frat house. Niki Rubin will really flip your Solo cup as the girlfriend of alpha jock Mark (Jon Fleming). First Nikki bares coed cans in her dorm room, the she shows FFN getting orally serviced. By the time this brunette babe shows snookers and seat meat a third time, you’ll be graduating Summa Cum Loudly.
C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-Ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
