The beautiful songstress Taylor Swift is everywhere today, trending like never before, because she has released her latest album. It is a double-sided album named The Tortured Poets Department which many believe is aimed mostly at her latest lovers (pre-Travis Kelce), Matt Haley of The 1975 and the British actor Joe Alwyn whom she was the arm candy of for six years. That's long for Taylor!
There are two love songs on the album that seem to be about Travis, but she's mostly known for the daggers she throws via her lyrics. People love the album, but I am a bit triggered by her use of the word "tortured". I feel tortured by Taylor because she still has yet to go nude!
Maybe you think I sound naive for thinking we all still stand a chance to see Taylor Swift nude. But can you blame me? The 34-year-old has matured and is no longer the innocent little girl that she once was. How could she be? She's approaching middle age! You can't maintain an angelic appearance forever. I hope that she embraces mature themes and actions as she matures as a woman.
I know that Taylor is very manufactured. Everything about her appears calculated, which I do not fault her for. She is clearly successful and she is a very astute businesswoman. She has made so many huge swings in her career that have resulted in wise business ventures. From her AMC Eras Tour film to her many albums and constant stadium tours, Taylor knows what she is doing. And she's good at it.
I hate to think that not going nude is part of that, but as her fanbase grows up...maybe it will be time for her to grow up as well. Maybe she willbecome inspired anddecide that it's time to show off her tall skinny figure in the flesh.
At this point, I want to see a wardrobe malfunction! I would happily settle for a nip slip or butt crack appearance or loose lip. I think that this will end up being the most likely way that we see Taylor Swift nude. I certainly hope that one of these hypothetical situations happens sooner rather than later. Some might say that I hope that it happens "swiftly".
Who knows what she will do after releasing this album with 31 songs on it? Music videos and tours are coming and I am still hoping that Taylor tries her hand at acting at some point. She could go nude and she could continue showing more and more skin. Stop the torture, Taylor! Show us some skin! Cleavage and long legs will still work...for now.
She has had a few sexy eras. Remember her bad girl phase in 2017? She donned a tight dominatrix outfit with a plunging necklace and boosted up boobies for expert-level cleavage. You can refresh your memory with this clip from that very music video "Look What You Made Me Do":
