Uschi Digard and her mega-mammaried ilk are nice, but for the butt man in all of us, there’s Vida Guerra, possessor of the Taj Mahal of rears. She shot to skinstant stardom in 2002 after displaying her twin glute globes, perched like a pair of perfectly formed cantaloupes and split by a tiny thong, in FHM. This Cuban spitfire caused so many Cuban cigars in readers’ pants that the magazine received a record number of letters, all begging to see more of the ass that launched a thousand stiffs. She launched into an acting career, and although fans still aren’t livin’ la Vida nude-a, she did include some eye-popping thong shots in Dorm Daze 2 (2006). Bottoms up!