New Online “Mammary” Game Tests Rack-ognition Skills


Universal Pictures' upcoming comedy Role Models has come up with a skin-teresting new promotional game that tests players’ acuity at ogling women’s chests.

The skin-friendly flick stars Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott as a pair of energy drink salesmen sentenced to spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program after destroying a company truck.

Just as the movie features the unforgettable bared boobs of One Life to Live babe Jessica Morris and sexy nudecomer Carly Craig, the promotional game gives funbag fans the opportunity to demonstrate their own capacities for mammary-memory.

The game comes in three levels of difficulty for the beginner, intermediate, and advanced shopper watcher and is also available in two versions.

The first version, available to anyone, features a selection of paired jug in which the pictured women’s racks are covered by bikini tops, thin t-shirts, and skimpy bras.

The second version, for which players must verify that they are over 18, contains pictures of totally naked knockers.

Mr Skin is just glad to see that, for devotees of the long-neglected pastime of boob-watching there is finally a way to separate the mams from the boobs,