Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a particular subgenre are the best to find great nudity. This week let's cover one of the absolute BEST years in moviemaking: nude scenes in the snow!
'Tis the season for a snowy scene. These films have skintastic scenes that feature nudity in the snow and the snow enhances not only the film, but the nudity in the film. Walk through a winter wonderland with these nude scenes:
Falling
Falling is a snowy drama that you will fall in love with due to its sexy snowy scene. Viggo Mortensen stars as a man taking care of his sick father and the family dynamics between him and his brother. While all of that is going on, there is also some wonderful wintry nudity. Bracken Burns will fill you with a burning desire in your loins when you watch her go horseback riding in the buff. In this steamy scene, she has us wishing that the topless tart would go for a ride on something else - you know what I mean!
The Beautiful Person
Leave it to the French to make snow hot! Lea Seydoux basically plays the titular Beautiful Person whose mother dies unexpectedly. As a result, she moves in with her cousin and changes schools mid-year. She puts her brand new high school in a tizzy as the sexy new girl with massive mams and French charm that oozes with sensuality. She strips in the snow and she also forms a love triangle at one point. Stripping in the snow is a good way to stay warm, according to Lea!
Logan's Run
Logan's Run is one of the most famous sci-fi flicks of the 1970s. The 1976 film is action-packed as it takes us into a future where humans live happy lives until the age of 30 when they are put to death. Logan has to hunt down those who try to escape this tragic fate until he infiltrates a group of those who "run" and sees what their lives are like. Their lives are kind of sexy as it turns out. This film contains this nude scene in which actress Jenny Agutter slips off her mint green dress while in an icy cave. According to her nipples, it wasn't too cold in that cave!
Ski School 2
Ski School is a goofy, sexy sequel that has even hotter scenes than the original Both films put snow sports and topless chicks together to make us all live, laugh, love! Wendy Hamilton gives us a skintastic scene filled with TA from all sides as she stands naked in the snow, wearing only some snow shoes, as she paints. Does the cold help her creativity? It sure as hell helps mine because I am very skinspired after seeing her meaty ass and big breasts! I would love to ski her slopes.
The Fast Runner
This is a fascinating, little-known film that comes to us from Canada's Inuit community. This 2001 film takes us to the arctic where we follow two Inuit young men: one falls in love with a woman who is already promised to an evil man who is also a local leader. The evil man has a vendetta against the son - but the evil guy's sister is also looking to sew dissent. There is a ton of jealousy, drama, infidelity, and even murder in this surprising drama. We also get surprised to see the sister, Lucy Tulugarjuk, show off her suck sacks in the snow!
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