Skinford (2017)

Here's the skinny on the 2017 Australian crime drama Skinford. At the start of the film, James "Skinny" Skinfordis a low-brow British con artist who has gotten himself into one too many underworld antics, and is literally digging his own grave at gunpoint. Things seem pretty grim until his shovel unearths a buried (and somehow still alive) woman named Zophia (Charlotte Best) who seems to be immortal. And not just that; she extends her powers to anyone she's in physical contact with, making her Skinny's new best friend, as he digs even deeper into an underground crime scene that might just end up killing him anyway. With its intriguing premise and nonstop action, this one launched a trilogy but nothing beats the original. Mostly because the woman he pulls from the dirt is so hot it hurts! When Charlotte saves Skinny from a car explosion, her clothes get burned right off her body, showing bare boobs and butt when she emerges! It's not the Best look at Charlotte's breasts, but there's a clear shot of her can as she strolls away from the explosion! We'd die to play with that immortal ass! In another scene, Lara Schwerdt answers a door totally topless, showing her perky pair underneath an open silk robe in a scene that's sure to please your ding-dong. Meanwhile, Taryn Beadman finds herself showing pokies and wearing nothing but her underwear when she tries to get through a gate. If women who look like Charlotte Best are buried naked under the earth, every man who could carry a pickaxe, shovel or spade would be digging to get laid! Industries would be launched to mine for women that fine! Why wouldn't there be? The women in Skinford are skintastic.