Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of May 5, 2009.
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (2008)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Cate Blanchett (left breast, butt)
THE SKINNY: They say youth is wasted on the young. That means nothing is wasted when it comes to the protagonist in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a man who was born old and gets younger every year. The only problem is when the girl he meets when he’s an old baby, Daisy, grows up to be a hot lady while he’s hurtling toward boyhood. They “meet in the middle” for a steamy tryst when they’re briefly the same age, but can love survive the “ages”? It’s worth the effort for a sexy babe like Daisy, who’s played by the skincomparable Cate Blanchett. This classy lassie shows her assie several times. Nice Benjamin Butt!
CARGO 200 (2007)
STUDIO: Disonformation
NUDE: Agniya Kuznetsova (FFN, butt) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Set in the Soviet Union in 1984, the Russian black comedy Cargo 200 follows the figures of corrupt policeman Capt. Zhurov (Alexei Poluyan) and communist university professor Artem (Leonid Gromov) when the latter visits his mother in Zhurov’s home town. While Artem is there, Zhurov meets a beautiful young woman named Angelika (Agniya Kuznetsova), who is also the daughter of a local communist chief, giving us a look at all three of her B’s in the process. What a cunt-ry!
FRANKENHOOD (2009)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Mary Castro (breasts, thong) (Picture-1), Daphne Joy (thong) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Motown (DeRay Davis) and Darius (Jasper Redd) are a pair of morgue workers with hoop dreams in the urban horror-comedy Frankenhood. One night they recruit their coworker Franklin (Charlie Murphy) to reanimate the corpse of a dead man (Bob Sapp) and make him their third player so they can win the $25,000 prize at the big three-on-three tournament. Along the way, Playboy model Mary Castro shows her boobs in a limousine. Two points!
IN THE REALM OF THE SENSESBLU-RAY (1976)
STUDIO: CriterionCo.com
NUDES: Eiko Matsuda (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: In the Realm of the Senses, the granddaddy of all Japanese art films, received an NC-17 rating for its taboo-busting sexual content. Written and directed by Nagisa Oshima, this pre-war tale of sexual obsession that drives a man (Tatsuya Fuji) and his female servant (Eiko Matsuda) to the brink of death and insanity is allegedly based on a true story. This film runs the gamut of kinky sex, ranging from strangulation to strange insertions, and there is very little that Eiko Matsuda leaves to the imagination.
JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN (1971)
STUDIO: Shout! Factory
NUDES: Kathy Fields (butt, bush) (Picture-1), Sandy Brown Wyeth (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Timothy Bottoms plays Joe Bonham, a soldier who becomes a prisoner in his own body when his arms, legs, and face are blown off by a mortar shell on the last day of WWI in the cult classic anti-war drama Johnny Got His Gun. In his fantasy life, Joe relives his life and converses with his father (Jason Robards) and Jesus Christ (Donald Sutherland) until he finally figures out he can communicate with the outside world by banging his head against the bed in Morse code. In Joe’s fantasies, we get to see the butt and beaver of Kathy Fields and Sandy Brown Wyeth’s tits. That will have you getting your gun.
LOOK (2007)
STUDIO: AnchorBayEntertainment.com
NUDES: Jackie Geary (butt) (Picture-1), Nichelle Hines (breasts) (Picture-1), Heather Hogan (breasts, thong) (Picture-1), Spencer Redford (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Rachel Vacca (butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Look! Tits! Look! Pussy! Look! Ass! Look, Look, Look! This cautionary tale of continually spied-upon contemporary life is told through raw footage taken from surveillance cameras, many of which are set up at a suburban shopping center. Among the more scorching revelations is a dressing-room romp with teen vixens Sherri (Spencer Redford) and Holly (Heather Hogan) changing outfits as they plot to seduce their hapless teacher, Mr. Krebbs (Jamie McShane). Secret cameras capture other supposed-to-be-secret comings-and-goings, including the taking off of clothes by Jackie Geary, Nichelle Hines, and Rachel Vacca. And that’s plenty worthwhile to give this sexy, innovative movie a look.
NEVER SURRENDER (2009)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Silvia Koys (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Sabrina Machado (breasts) (Picture-1), Cheryl Lynn Stallard (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Featuring real-life mixed-martial-arts stars like Heath Herring, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and Georges St. Pierre, the action flick Never Surrender tells the story of an up-and-coming fighter named Diego Carter (Hector Echavarria) who is lured into an underground boxing ring where each fighter is assigned a hooker as a female companion and after each fight the victor gets to bang the babe belonging to the loser. You’ll be rabbit-punching yourself to the bare boobs, butts, and bushes of Silvia Koys, Sabrina Machado, and Cheryl Lynn Stallard. It’s a TA TKO!
THE NIGHT BUFFALO (2007)
STUDIO: DistraMax
NUDES: Irene Azuela (breasts) (Picture-1), Liz Gallardo (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Camila Sodi (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Adapted from a story by Guillermo Arriaga, the Mexican arthouse movie The Night Buffalo uses avant-garde filming techniques and lots of nudity to tell the story of a schizophrenic (Diego Luna) who commits suicide after his girlfriend (Liz Gallardo) cheats on him with his best friend. Liz shows all three B’s and so does Camila Sodi. Mexican TV star Irene Azuela only gets topless but makes up for it by actually putting Diego’s stiff chorizo in her mouth. Irene? They should call her I-swallow!
WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU (2008)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDES: Lindsey McKeon (butt) (Picture-1), Amanda Peet (right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The fact-based crime drama What Doesn't Kill You tells the story of Brian (Mark Ruffalo) and Paulie (Ethan Hawke), lifelong pals who drift into the life of crime under the tutelage of a gangster named Pat (Brian Goodman) in south Boston. As the pair tries to break free of Pat’s control, Brian, who is married to Amanda Peet, becomes a cocaine addict and winds up doing time in prison before returning to the neighborhood and trying to stay straight. We get a quick peek at Peet’s peaks, and Lindsey McKeon flashes half an inch of ass crack in a deleted scene. What Doesn't Kill You might still kill a few million sperm cells.
