Welcome to Reason and Logic 101. Today's lesson: French actresses. Our example shall be Sandrine Kiberlain. Sandrine is a French actress. French actresses must all appear opposite Gerard Depardieu at least once in their careers. Sandrine appeared opposite Depardieu in Cyrano de Bergerac (1990), so this must be true. French actresses must never shave their muffs. Sandrine has most likely never seen a razor in her life, so this must also be true. French actresses must also appear naked on film as many times as humanly possible. Sandrine has done just that, showing off her excellent body in such confusing films as Les Patriotes (1994), L'Irresolu (1994), Le Septieme ciel (1997), For Sale (1998), Tout va bien, on s'en va (2000) and Love Me (2000). For her skin work she deserves a good spanking . . . in your pants. End of lesson.