Random Hearts (1999) is a movie. That much we are sure of. More than that it’s hard to say. Sure it stars Kristin Scott-Thomas as a congresswoman running for reelection and Harrison Ford as a sergeant with the D.C. internal affairs department. That much is clear, as is the fact that we’d love to have an affair with Kristin’s internals. We also understand that both characters lost their significant others in a plane crash. Then it turns out that they two spouses of the main characters were in fact having an affair with one another. So what are you going to do? Fast forward to the sex scene, of course, which may explain why we didn’t really understand the film. We did, however, love Kristin’s breasts, the top of which she shows in a dark sex scene, and maybe even a nipple. We’ll have to rewind and be kind to look again.