During the Golden Globes this year, Eva Longoria and America Ferrera made a hilarious (and important) joke about how Latina actresses are all sort of lumped together and are essentially interchangeable. This, friends, is entirely incorrect. They aren't the same at all. And as a tribute to these drop-dead sexy actresses, we decided to show you why.

Let's start with our announcers:

Eva Longoria2

Eva Longoria, one of Hollywood's sexiest actresses, is Hispanic but doesn't speak Spanish, something she embodies in her current show Telenovela. She also pulls off multiple hair colors, has been on the cover of nearly every woman's fitness and men's regular (?) magazine, and is great with quirky comedy.
America Ferrera

This leading lady initially made a splash in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and then landed roles in Ugly Betty and Superstore. She's curvy, smart, and versatile. Also, her name is America. We'd pledge allegiance to her any day of the week.
Eva Mendes

Ah, Eva Mendes. Are there any sultrier actresses in Hollywood? She's only been nude a handful of times, bu when she does . . . well, let's just say we're briefly distracted from her biting wit.

Gina Rodriguez


Gina Rodriguez may be new to the Hollywood scene, but she made a pretty damn memorable entrance. The star of Jane the Virgin, Gina is hilarious. And also adorable. Just look at her.

Rosario Dawson2

In part of their speech, Eva said, "And neither of us is Rosario Dawson." If you remember, Rosario stars in Rent as the impossibly hot dancer and is an impossibly talented singer. She obviously has some serious acting chops and some unforgettable cleavage. In a word, Rosario is fierce.

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek has long been the most drool- (and fap-) worthy actresses out there, partially because of her amazing rack and partially because of her seductive accent. (She got her acting start in Mexico.) She also has a knack for playing really serious, intense roles though she's starred in several comedies and even won an award for one.

Charo


Actress, comedian, flamenco guitarist. And then there's this album cover. Need we say more?