We're deep into the second round of Mr. Skin's Whack-It Bracket, and we're proud to say we totally called it in our first-round predictions here at Skin Central.
(If you want to see the results of our first round of voting, go to our bracket page and move your mouse over each of our first-round match ups; as you pass over each pair, you'll see a percentage breakdown of the votes.)
So without further aboob, join us after the jump as we predict the winners of two hot contests: From our A-Cup All-Stars division, Mila KunisVs. Milla Jovovich, and from our Chesty C-Cups, Angelina Jolie Vs. Emmy Rossum:
Both of these sexy brunettes hail from Ukraine and both speak fluent Russian (as you can see here and here), so if a hot woman saying things you don't understand turns you on, then welcome to Heaven, friend. So what sets these two Mil(l)as apart?
Milla Jovovich
- Generally considered to have the GNAT (Greatest Nipples of All Time)
- Started modeling at age 9 and appeared in a sexy Calvin Klein campaign before becoming an actress
- Has 12 nude roles on her resume, including bush in Resident Evil (2002), .45 (2006), and Resident Evil: Extinction (2007
- Absolutely destroyedClaire Danes in the first round, getting 81.8% percent of user votes
- Won Best Coin Slot in this year's Anatomy Awards for Friends with Benefits (2011)
- Her lesbian makeout scene with Natalie Portman in Black Swan (2010) created huge buzz online, even though neither of them got nude
SKIN CENTRAL'S PREDICTION: Even though Milla with two "l"s has a better skin resume, Mila with one "l" has proven herself enormously popular with guys time and time again. Mila Kunis for the win.
Here's another interesting race from our Chesty C-Cups division: Angelina is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) stars in the world, and Emmy is an up-and-coming actress who's known mostly for her TV work. So who will come out on top?
- Was a notorious '90s wild child who dated men (Billy Bob Thornton) and women (model Jenny Shimizu) and famously made out with her brother at the 2000 Academy Awards
- Speaking of women and making out, Angie's lesbian scenes with Elizabeth Mitchell made Gia (1998) a skinstant classic
- A Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer with 13 nude roles to her name, including Original Sin (2001), which Mr. Skin considers one of the best R-rated sex scenes of all time
- Has only gotten nude in one role- as Fiona on Showtime's Shameless- but oh, what a role! Emmy got nude on practically every episode of the first season and the first two episodes of the second.
- Topped our MAM-orial Day countdown for the best breasts of the year in May 2011
SKIN CENTRAL'S PREDICTION: This is a tough call. Emmy narrowly beat out (heh) the more famous Penelope Cruz in the first round, but there's a reason Angie has been in Mr. Skin's Top 20 ever since the site began. Angelina Jolie for the win.
Join us again tomorrow for our predictions for the second round in our B-Cup Beauties and Heavy Handfuls divisions right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
