These Girls Will Have You Putting Your Chicken in a Chokehold


Recently, Drunken Stepfather compiled a list of some of the hottest babes in that most erotic of televised sports, professional wrestling. He includes favorites like Lita, Sable, Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, and the frustratingly never-nude Stacy Keibler.

Mr. Skin has been a fan of wrestling since GLOW: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, which featured future softcore starlet Sally, the Farmer's Daughter a.k.a Becky Mullen and busty blonde Sandra Margot.

In a turn of events that still makes no sense to any clear-thinking male, GLOW management took Sandra off the show because they suspected that she and her tag-team partner Roxy Astor were secret Sapphic sex partners.

So Sandra picked up and moved on to an industry with less hang-ups. After changing her name to Tiffany Million, she started making XX movies like the all-girl, all-anal Buttslammers 4, Dirty Doc's Lesbi' Friends 9, and Jill Kelly's Lesbian Sex Party, and got involved in a long-term muff-diving relationship with her co-star Jill Kelly.

Maybe the guys at GLOW weren’t too far off the mark

In 2000, the GLOW concept was updated with WOW: Women of Wrestling, featuring Lana Kinnear and Tamie Sheffield. Tammie went on to appear in the all-girl semi-explicit softcore feature Roommate Wanted alongside fellow wrestler and WWE Monday Night RAW star Candice Michelle and American GladiatorBelinda Gavin.

Now if Stacy Keibler would just get a part in the next installment of Belladonna's Girl Train!

Judging from how anxious these wrestling women are to much each other’s rugs on camera, grappling and rolling around like that must get them as hot as the male viewers. If such a thing were possible.