Megan Thee Stallion Nude | When Will It Happen?
Giddy up, cowboys! This thicc thoroughbred said it best herself -- “Real Hot Girl Shit!” Megan Thee Stallion (aka Tina Snow on social media platforms), formerly known as Megan Jovon Ruth Pete, originally comes out of South Houston. This American rapper is just about as hot as a sticky summer day in H-Town. Black Beauty might have be the most famous horse of all time, but Megan is now the most famous Stallion out there!
She’s been putting out mega-hit after mega-hit performing raps with her flows and features left and right. Men the world over have been trying to see Megan Thee Stallion nude ever since she first exploded onto the scene, but she has yet to grace us with a full unveiling of her curvaceous bod.
Megan's B.I.T.C.H. Music Video
However, Megan is also far from shy when it comes to dropping some serious booty shots in her music videos, which is what brings this foxy burnt umber babe our way. With her music video for “B.I.T.C.H.,” Megan shows the rookies of rump shaking how to twerk like the Thee Stallion, putting on an ass shaking clinic! You could set your mug on that shelf, and it’s not going anywhere!
Well, maybe once she starts shaking that world famous Megan Thee Stallion ass, then you’d run into some potential problems, but that bountiful backside of hers is otherwise up for the job! She also gets soaking wet... in a tub! Sorry to lead you on with that statement, but we can’t blame you for wanting to see Megan Thee Stallion wet and she’s positively dripping in this video!
Megan Thee Stallion's WAP Music Video with Cardi B
When it comes to Megan’s blatantly sexual lyrics, she’s a “go big or go home” kind of gal. Consider her verse in “WAP,” Megan’s smash hit single with Cardi B: “Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me.” Mr. Skin loves those instructions! What does “WAP” stand for, you ask? Let’s just say it’s what happens to gal when she gets very... excited down in her lady business.
Look, do we have to come right out and tell you or can you do the leg work on this one? She’s gushing with excitement, does that help? At the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards in March 2021, Megan and Cardi B went ass to ass (not in the Requiem for a Dream sense) while performing this hit single on music’s biggest stage and while it wasn’t a full on “not safe for work” kind of performance, we’d recommend doing your rewatch of the moment in the comfort of your own home... preferably in a room with a door you can lock!
Megan Thee Stallion's Music Awards
Also in 2021, Megan dropped an amazingly sexy music video for her hit single “Movie,” where she had cleavage for days while shaking her stuff for the camera and spitting hot fire! Lest you go thinking that Megan Thee Stallion is simply a flash in the pan or only creates disposable pop singles, allow us to remind you that Megan has received many accolades for her work, including two BET Awards, two BET Hip Hop Awards, two MTV Video Music Awards, and a Billboard Women in Music Award.
She was even named one of the 100 most influential people by Time in 2020! Megan certainly has us under her influence! It’s a real shame they don’t have those Spike Men’s Choice Awards anymore because Megan would probably sweep every category imaginable. Maybe that alone will convince the good people of some man centric television network to start up their own awards just to laud Megan Thee Stallion and her sizable ass(ets)!
Megan Thee Stallion Film Debut
In early 2022 it was announced that Megan would make her feature film debut in the upcoming A24 musical F*cking Identical Twins opposite Broadway legends Nathan Lane and Megan Mullally, as well as SNL breakout Bowen Yang. There’s no info yet on what role she’ll be playing, but we’re hopeful that there’s going to be an opportunity to have Megan make her nude debut in this flick!
It sure would be a wasted opportunity to cast Megan in a flick with the word Twins in the title and not have her show off those tantalizing twins on her chest!
Also in early 2022, Megan did an interview wherein she praised the HBO series Euphoria and its leading lady Zendaya in particular, telling The Hollywood Reporter that, “They got me on the edge of my seat.” While Megan probably couldn’t play one of the show’s high schoolers, it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to bring her in as a randy new teacher who wants to show these students how it’s done!
Final Thoughts
Note to the producers of Euphoria, but we’re available to consult on a story line. While the world waits to see Megan Thee Stallion's naked photos, be sure to add this page to your favorites because the second she bares her body on screen, we’re going to bring it to you in glorious high definition!
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