Kelly Brook is at the Cannes Film Festival this week,posing for paparazzi and modeling swimwear on yachts and just generally doing what Kelly Brook does. Ho hum. But there was one red-carpet incident this week that was (we assume) slightly out of the ordinary for the boobtastic Ms. Brook. As the UK's Daily Mail tells it:

"[A] businessman...known only as Frederic interrupted a photocall session which Brook was attending at the Majestic Barriere hotel and offered her a cheque for 1million Euros in return for 'one night' with her.

Brook was a bit confused at first and thought it was nothing more than a prank set up by [UK comedian Keith] Lemon - whose film she was promoting at the 65th Cannes Film Festival. But Frederic, who is said to be in his thirties, wouldn't give up and allegedly tried to grab the brunette.

'Just one night! Please, one night! I have money!' he shouted as Brook suddenly realized there was a problem...A bodyguard came to the rescue and escorted the man away and was ejected from the French hotel."

See, usually wealthy businessmen have the sense to make their Indecent Proposals to Kelly in private. And c'mon, a million Euros? That'll be worth about three baguettes before long:








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Special thanks to Egotastic for the yacht pics!