It’s a pleasant Saturday afternoon and you’re in the woods, feverishly pulling your pud to a butt-naked woman who leans against a tree. You focus on her thick thatch, hoping to finish up quickly, when someone shoots you in the back of the head. We hate it when that happens. And that’s precisely what happens in Yellowknife (2002). As hirsute hottie Hélène Florent shares her wares with a horny hunk, he jerks his turkey and doesn’t even get to drop his payload before he’s shot dead! (Oh well, at least he went out looking at some heavenly hair pie!) Needless to say, Hélène hightails it outta there before the grunting goofball even hits the turf--and the ass-tastic assassination must have had quite the effect on this fuzzy French femme, because she has yet to show up in another movie!