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“Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday,” laments Coed.com. “But fret not! This holiday has one saving grace—bunny costumes! For whatever sick and twisted reason, seeing a chick dress up as a scantily clad rabbit does wonders for the male libido.” And a recent Hollywood report read: “Let’s check out how celebrities are spending their Easter Sunday, which is sure to include church, Easter family gatherings, lots of candy, and barely clad Easter bunny selfies and picture posts!”
In case you’re wondering how the legend of the Easter Bunny began…it was with the German Lutherans in the 17th Century—where, in the words of Wikipedia: “The ‘Easter Hare’ originally played the role of a judge, evaluating whether children were good or disobedient in behavior at the start of the season of Eastertide {similar to Santa's 'naughty or nice'}. The Easter Bunny is sometimes depicted with clothes.”
Not here! Sleuth has put all his eggs in one basket by focusing on 10 ‘chicks’ with tails we hoppily cotton to!
BRITNEY SPEARS – paying homage to Angie Dickinson’s infamous bottomless pose
ANGIE DICKINSON – the original stance sans pants, which was a shocker in the Sixties
HELEN FLANAGAN – voted the Sexiest Woman in Britain
PARIS HILTON – who dresses up every year for Easter
ANNA NICOLE SMITH – the late sexbomb wore a bunny costume on The Tonight Show
COURTNEY STODDEN – the modern-day Anna Nicole Smith (married a much older man)
IRISH McCALLA – the lusty and busty Sheena of the Jungle donned bunny ears in the early ’50s
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI – covered her face, but not her form, with an over-the-top Easter Bonnet
KENDALL JENNER – hid even more than Emily, but we’d know that Kard•ass•ian anywhere!
MILEY CYRUS – what nude list has she ever missed?!
A fitting END to Easter, don’t you think?
We’ll avoid any references to ‘Palm Sunday.’
Happy to hunt these up … we’re on a roll !