Dear France: It has come to our attention that the balls-achingly gorgeous Camille Cousin has yet to appear in an actual movie movie. Sure, she did that sexy little Bricol’ Girls (1999) video, which features more fine French ass than the Tour de France. And apparently she also popped up in a 2001 short film entitled La Plafond. But have you guys even looked at this girl? Sheesh! What’s it take to get third billing in a cheesy French horror movie these days? Are there no casting directors out there who need someone smoking hot to play “Mega-Fine Femme Fatale” in their latest teen-sex romp? Mr. Skin finds it outrageous that a gal this fine has not been seen (naked, preferably) in at least a half-dozen films. In the interest of ongoing diplomacy between France and the nation of Skintopia, we ask that you remedy this situation immediately. I mean, just look at that face!