Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)

If the instant cult classic Birdemic (2010) tested the limits of your movie-going masochism, then its sequel Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013) just might push you over the edge. This time those crazy avians are descending upon the residents of Los Angeles, but his time in Tinseltown doesn't seem to have improved writer/director James Nguyen's filmmaking skills. It has improved his ability to cast naked ladies in his movies, however, and although co-star Chelsea Turnbo doesn't get naked, topless tarts Cara Provenzano and Amber Hay are more than happy to show off their silicone suck sacks filming a movie-within-the-movie. Birdemic: The Resurrection will give you an erection. The consensus on this flick seems to be that it's just as ridiculous as the first film with a step up in production value, editing, sound, and more. The storyline is laughable in a good way, the acting is phoned in, and the script leaves much to be desired. Nonetheless, viewers who are into these types of movies will be thoroughly rewarded. It's intentionally bad and trying very hard to pander to fans of the first movie's unintentional success. The only thing that Mr. Skin wishes there was more of is, of course, more skin from the female specimens on screen. Give 'em wings and have them fly from the depths of a tar pit if you must, but Birdemic 2 would be endlessly more watchable if they leaned into some butt, bush, and boob action with as much virtuosity as they do the lackluster CGI! Check it out and feel your dong get resurrected, too!