It may sound like an oxymoron, a French action movie, but that’s just what Agents secrets (2004) is. And you don’t need a translator to figure out what the title is about. You’ll also have no need to be fluent in French to appreciate Monica Bellucci, who plays the title character. She’s a double-crossed spy worth spying on, especially in one scene where she gets a full-body cavity search. Seeing Monica’s mammoth mams un-holstered is enough to empty viewers’ cavities Now those big guns have a real license to kill . . . sperm.