Jamambo-jugged Adrienne Barbeau played Maude's daughter on the classic 1970s sitcom Maude, and then we got to see Adrienne Barbeau nude in Swamp Thing (1982). Director Wes Craven's sci-fi comic book adaptation Swamp Thing showcases those gigantic, all-natural naked Adrienne Barbeau tits to perfection at the one-hour, four-mark — but only in the long out-of-print DVD version! Fortunately, Mr. Skin has immortalized the rare, hard-to-find footage of volcanically Adrienne Barbeau nude in Swamp Thing here. Back to the beginnings, though: Forget Maude--and then came everyone when Adrienne Barbeau's barbells could hardly be contained by the small screen on the popular All in the Family TV spinoff starring Bea Arthur. Director John Carpenter got to stick his woodie in Adrienne Barbeau's softies when he had the good sense to marry her. He directed her in The Fog (1980) and Escape from New York (1981), which may have been cool movies, but they contained no skin. That all changed once Adrienne and her girls filed for divorce. The ladies needed to get out and dirty, and what better place than the steamy bayou in Swamp Thing (1982)? Swampy's thing gives Adrienne's areolas a stiff green salute as she bathes topless outdoors, but don't worry if you don't remember her massive bazooms in that bog: the scene was edited from the original cut of the film, but, thankfully, it appears as a sexy extra on the 2002 DVD release. She followed that wet treat with another top-of-the-tits performance in Open House (1987). For the next decade-and-a-half, the doors to Adrienne Barbeau's chestiness slammed shut. Then came the HBO series Carnivale — once again, then came everybody, as we got to see Adrienne Barbeau's nude tits once more as she reached for a towel from an outdoor shower. As Adrienne Barbeau matures, the more must-see her body gets. It's a package worth opening again.
