Bad, bad, bad. The Musketeer is slow, wooden, uninvolving, sloppy, dull, choppy, tired and amateurish…and that’s me being nice. Three cartoonishly preposterous action sequences are surrounded by some of the laziest and most yawn-inspiring cinematic machinations ever captured on celluloid. All that and it just plain sucks.

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