Liam (2000)

Anthony Borrows is an eight-year-old kid growing up in 1930s England in Liam (2000). He’s got a fairly miserable family life, made only worse by an embittered father who’s becoming a Fascist. He’s also feeling a lot of pressure over his first communion and confession. But this modern kitchen-sink drama becomes a skinema favorite once the little man finds something to confess. Specifically, he’s seen his hot mom taking a bath. And since his only other exposure to nude babes is in art books--all sans pubic hair--the poor tyke’s convinced that his evil act is causing his mom to sprout hair in unwanted places. But since we’re all sophisticated adults, we won’t feel any guilt for spying on Claire Hackett’s bathing beaut. Hey, what’s this growing on our palms?