Pop Star Makes Sobriety Look Twincestuous

Sexually adventurous chanteuse Pink’s new video sober utilizes the latest in special effects technology to create the illusion that the girl-loving singer is having a drunken lesbo makeout session with herself.

The dream that science would one day allow a hot actress to girl-girl sex with her exact double on the screen has been held dear by twincest aficionados since Patty Duke first came on in 1963.

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Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

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A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 30: Julie Strain

“Six-foot-two and worth the climb!”

That’s how former Penthouse Pet of the Year, frequent fright-flick siren, and all-around Amazonian eyeful Julie Strain once described her overpoweringly erotic physique.

This towering skinferno is a fantasy figure come to luscious life and among the 59 (!) films in which she has appeared nude, many are made to make viewers’ hairs stand on end, while Julie makes another part of them stand straight out as well.

Check out this gorgeous giantess naked in Witchcraft IV, The Unnamable II, Sorceress, Morgana, Sorceress II: The Temptress, The Bare Wench Project, How to Make a Monster, Babes in Kongland, and, Mr. Skin’s favorites, at play between nude twin sisters Zen and Zero Porcelain in both 13 Erotic Ghosts and Blood Gnome. Click the pic to see Julie nude now! more…

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut. more…

Super-Sexy Brazilian Twin Sisters Bia and Branca Feres Strip Down and Excite the Imagination

On the cover of the Brazil’s VIP magazine, identical twin bikini models Bia and Branca Feres pose suggestively in various states of undress, leading Mr. Skin’s mind down all sorts of strange and forbidden paths.

If you like these identical eyefuls, check out this list of Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Naked Twins and click below for a free clip of the Collinson twins, Madeleine and Mary, in Some Like it Sexy. more…

Lightning-Rod Teen TV Phenom Gossip Girl Socks It to Stuffed Shirts. But When Will Its Starlets Open Theirs? And What’s the Connection to Girl-Girl Twincest and Amy Adams Going Lesbo?

"They're using nothing but sex to sell this program!" proclaimed Melissa Anderson of the Parents Television Council.

She was fuming on CNN in response to a new round of ads promoting the steamy teen TV sensation Gossip Girl.

One of the ads, in fact, uses a quote from the PTC itself—“Mind-blowingly inappropriate!”—emblazoned above two of its stars, who play high-school students, basking in what looks very much to be post-coital afterglow.

"Rather than reinforcing positive values that parents are trying to instill in their children," Anderson pressed on, "this program is very often undermining those positive values."

The PTC and other hand-wringers of the world are stating the obvious . . . the obviously awesome!

But did you know that back in 2000, watchdog groups got in a tizzy over moneyed NYC teens going wild on a boob-tube adaptation of Cruel Intentions—which featured a bisexual Amy Adams—and they actually pressured the Fox network before the show even aired?

Get the skinny—and some twincest action—after the jump. more…