Good Golly, Nude Molly!

You probably never thought you'd be interested in a reality show detailing the behind-the-scenes inner workings of a tanning salon, right? But that was before Sunset Tan aired, featuring the perfectly bronzed bodies of employees Molly Shea and Holly Huddleston. The giggly, jiggly blondes are known as "The Olly Girls", not just in honor of their matching names, but because they make fans feel jolly down south with their flawless blonde looks and wardrobe consisting of nothing but bikinis.

Recently, some pictures of Molly surfaced, depicting the ravishing reality star in even less than said bikinis. She's fully frontal, and you can lay your eyes on her after the jump. more…

This day in 1978 saw the release of the most notorious grindhouse flick of all time: I Spit on Your Grave, aka Day of the Woman.

Inspired by the director’s experience helping a rape victim in New York, I Spit on Your Grave stars silent film star Buster Keaton’s grand-niece Camille Keaton as a writer who is secluding herself in a cabin in the woods when a four men brutally attack her and tear up her manuscript.

After she recovers, the victim takes her revenge by hunting down and killing her attackers, hanging one, castrating one in a hot tub, killing another with an axe, and disemboweling the last with the propeller of a motorboat.

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Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

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Tits the season to turn (on) to Satan.

Follow the McMestophelian trail of McBeardo as he conjures up a stroker’s dozen of the most scorchingly occult-themed flesh-flicks to ever destroy pants and reap souls.

Get the supernatural skinny on diabolical diversions that include Nude for Satan, Satan's Cheerleaders, Satan's Schools for Sluts, and To the Devil, a Daughter.

Also read a bunch of berserk boob-butt-and-bush hoo-hah along the way, bolstered by more Nekromistress t-shirt shots. Is this the week she gets nude? Click the pic to find out. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 17: Tiffany Shepis

“Sex and gore go hand and hand,” decrees native New Yorker and outstanding scream queen Tiffany Shepis. “I have no problem with nudity. You guys wanna see tits and ass with your blood and gore.

Tiffany Shepis turned on her hometown as a Tromette early on, appearing in numerous productions for Gotham’s legendary gonzo schlock studio, Troma Films.

However, even though she was frighteningly sexy in the likes of Tromeo and Juliette and Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV, we didn’t get a perfect look at Tiffany’s luscious body until the 2002 shocker Embrace the Darkness 3 -- and then she revealed absolutely all!

From that point onward, Tiffany has been relentlessly generous when it comes to exposing her exquisite body in horror films. Check her out in Vinyl Dolls, Bloody Murder 2, Delta Delta Die!, The Hazing, The Deviants, Abominable, Nightmare Man, and Nympha. more…

Exit to Eden is the title of a semi-pornographic novel written under a nom-de-poon by Interview with the Vampire author Anne Rice. It is a tale of intense sadomasochism, bisexuality, and fat, funny cops.

The movie adaptation of Exit to Eden opened in theaters on this date in 1994.

The bad news is that the movie skimps on the bondage, downplays girl-girl action, and stars Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Ackroyd as fat, funny cops mixed up in all the kinky shenanigans.

The great news is that the skinematic Exit to Eden showcases the fur-tastically full-frontally naked Dana Delany at her absolute hottest, along with top-tier nudity from Julie Hughes, Alison Moir, Stephanie Niznik, Tanya Reid, and Sandra Taylor. Supermodel Iman also makes for a scorchingly sexy dominatrix.

Plus there’s Rosie O’Donnell in what can only be described as “form-fitting” leather.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 23: Brigitte Lahaie

France, the country of love, has supplied the world with countless beauties whose power to erotically mesmerize might, in the right setting, be described as frightening.

Bewitching blonde Brigitte Lahaie is a perfect (in every way) example of such sensual sorcery. Just try not to fall under her spell in stylish fright films such as The Grapes of Death, Fascination, and The Night of the Hunted.

Surely so flawless a physique and so hypnotic an overpowering allure can only emanate from supernatural origins. Who can be sure? Let’s all just stare at scream queen Brigitte Lahaie naked and ponder the skinfinite possibilities. Click the pic for a full-frontal revelation of Brigitte's naturally flaxen roots. more…

Classic sex comedy Bachelor Party stars Tom Hanks as a man engaged to Whitesnake video vixen Tawny Kitaen.

But before the big day, all his friends throw him the most debauched bachelor party they can come up with.

In the midst of the wildness, Hanks finds himself alone in front of the eye-popping sight of Penthouse Pet Monique Gabrielle's bare boobs and bush.

Looks like time for a Forrest Hump!

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French bad boy director Jean-Claude Brisseau has spent the last thirty years making some of the most spankable movies to come out of the land of croissants.

He’s also been teaching at France’s national film school, which hopefully means that his students will continue to crank out skinstant classics in the same vein.

In his 2006 film The Exterminating Angels, Brisseau revisits a theme he touched on (and Mr. Skin touched himself to) in The Black Angel and Secret Things: Girl-on-girl action.

In this scene, Lise Bellynck and Maroussia Dubreuil reveal rack, rump, and rug as they go from furtive kissing and stripping to highly realistic mutual muff-rubbing.

They’re exterminating, but you’ll be ex-sperm-inating!

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Night Eyes 3, the third installment of the erotic thriller tetralogy, features former Playboy Playmate and current Gene Simmons playmate Shannon Tweed as Zoe Clairmont, a TV star being stalked by her psycho ex-boyfriend and seeking protection from home security expert Will Griffith.

But that doesn’t stop her from disrobing in front of a fireplace to expose her perfect pair and carefully trimmed bush before our view is cruelly blocked by man-ass.

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A classic in the exploitation genre and featuring a soundtrack by Jerry Garcia, Big Bad Mama stars former Ocean’s Eleven star Angie Dickinson as the matriarch of a gang of bootleggers and bankrobbers.

Angie’s role is notable not only because it gave her the chance to work with William Shatner and Tom Skerritt, but also because it allowed the big bad mama to bare her big bad mams, muff, and mudflaps as she gets dressed after a nice bout of barn sex.

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Sometimes an actress’s first nude scene is just a nip slip or a flash of crack and it takes her a few movies to work up to full frontal, if she does at all.

Thankfully, Alexis Dziena is not one of those actresses. Alexis's first skin-showing comes in the 2005 Jim Jarmusch flick Broken Flowers, and boy is it a doozy!

The nipply New Yorker strides calmly into the living room while chatting away on a cordless phone and treats Bill Murray (and us) to a leisurely look at her mouth-watering mams, muff, and mudflaps.

You might break something off, but it won’t be a flower.

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