Blog Charts Madonna’s Switch-Hitting Sex Life

In the wake of her announced divorce from director Guy Ritchie, Frisky.com has compiled a list of all the known actors, baseball players, producers, lesbians, rappers, and cross-dressers that Madonna has shared a bed, bathroom or locker room with since the late 1970s.

The Material Girl’s early fluid-swapping partners include celebrated painter and Andy Warhol protégé Jean-Michel Basquiat, John “Jellybean” Benitez, and paparazzi-punching puglilist Sean Penn, to whom she was married from 1985 to 1989.

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Who's Moving In to the Mansion? It's Double Trouble with the Shannon Twins

It's true--Hugh Hefner and all the Girls Next Door have split. The biggest surprise is that Hef's favorite honey Holly Madison apparently was the one who dumped the 82-year-old mag king. He told E! that their romance was finished:

"If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

Holly is rumored to be dating superstar magician/fan of mousse Criss Angel, but don't weep for Hef. He's already traded up for twins. Blond twins. Blonde nineteen-year-old twins. Meet the new Girls after the jump! more…

Jen Shows Off Her Butt . . . Doggy Style

Jennifer Aniston is single again after splitting with her wuss-rock boyfriend of a couple of months, John Mayer. This is sad news for a brokenhearted Jen, but great news for your masturbatory Jennifer Aniston fantasies!

Although tabloids are claiming that Jen is gutted over the split, you wouldn't know it from looking at her. Looking at her impossibly tight butt in impossibly tight white pants, that is. Down boy!

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