London britches falling down, my bare lady. Beautiful British babe Billie Piper stars in the smash series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. And when she is called upon to get naked for the sake of her craft, Billie heeds the cry. Fans of the raunchy series will recall Billie’s booty in all its bare glory when she aimed her cheek meat at the camera in episode 2. Dear Diary: naked butts are the greatest thing on British televison, so check out Billie Piper nude after the cut. more…

Before she made her name as a talented thespian, ravishing, rump-gasmic little minx Rachel Miner was best known as the teen wife of Home Alone kid Macaulay Culkin. She soon dropped the hubby AND her clothes (in Bully, 2001) and a star was born. After the jump, watch her North Star sparkle on the hit cable series Californication. In one episode. Sexy secretary Rachel offers her bare chair cheeks for her boss to spank. That’s putting the “ass” in “assistant”. more…

Contempt (1963). What a strange thing to call a movie that prominently features the gluteal globes of legendary French sex goddess Brigitte Bardot. Who could possibly feel contempt for that Gallic gluteus? What kind of animal would be appalled by the Eiffel Tower of asses? Harboring negative feelings for that spectacular seat, resplendently displayed on blue faux fur? C’est impossible! After the jump, BB stands for “beautiful butt”, as Brigitte Bardot gets naked. more…

After leaving the MTV game show Remote Control, cutie-pie Kari Wuhrer had fans frantically fingering their clickers when she appeared in a series of skintastic flicks. And none highlight her best ASS-et better than Spider’s Web (2001). Clad in a bra and a butt-cleaving thong, Kari’s beau graciously pulls aside that pesky inch of fabric to reveal a rump as ripe as can be. Come into my web, said the spider to the fly. Come into our cut and you’ll see Kari’s caboose. more…

Get your snake moaning with Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan (2007). Christina was creepy, kooky, and ooky as spooky little goth Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family, but she was creamy, dreamy, and sexy as a nymphomaniac chained to Samuel L. Jackson’s radiator in this nudity-filled flick. After the cut, take a ride up Christina’s dirt road! more…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless one extremely hot chick named Elizabeth Berkley from a show called Saved By the Bell plays a stripper in a movie called Showgirls (1995) in which she gets completely nude and grinds her glorious bare glutes against another gal’s groin onstage. That doesn’t stay in Vegas. That stays in your DVD player, forever on pause. Elizabeth Berkely nude butt? It's after the cut. Click it. more…

After breaking up in real life with former hubby Brad Pitt, best Friend Jennifer Aniston got the best revenge in The Break-Up (2006) by showing off her electrifyingly smokin’ sitter in a major motion picture. Vince Vaughn watches slack-jawed as Jen strolls down the hall sans pants. Break up . . . and crack out. After the cut, Jennifer Aniston nude butt. more…

We Like 'Em Bunsy Side Up

A couple of years back, everyone's favorite sex bomb, Jessica Alba, was snapped by paparazzi on the beach. She was wearing a teeny bikini that hugged every bend in her flawless body, and as she was adjusting her position to best soak up the rays, magic happened.

Maybe it was the alignment of the stars that day, maybe it was the force of a divine being, but the combination of bikini, lighting, camera angle, and Jessica Alba ass combined together to make a paparazzi photo so memorable, so incredible, it will most likely be on the next redesign of the nickel.

CoEd magazine agrees, and they've lovingly compiled a top 10 list of sexy celebrity pap photos featuring other hot babes doing the Alba pose. Learn more after the cut! more…

They don’t call her The Body for nothing. Australian uber-mega-supermodel Elle MacPherson took some time out from donning beachwear to don absolutely nothing in Sirens (1994). As Elle and her equally nude gal pals posed for an artist, the camera captured her Down Under duff. Guess we’ve found this model’s best angle. See Elle Macpherson naked after the jump! more…

If you don’t love Lauren Holly, you’re dumb. If you don’t love butts, you’re dumber. So love on the glorious, grabbable glutes of Lauren Holly naked in Dumb and Dumber (1994). She leans in to receive a hug from hammy goofball Jim Carrey, and gets her skirt lifted in return. One look at that faultless fanny and you’ll know why Carrey married her. Lift up under the cut to see more. more…

Before she let us take a bite of her awesome augmented American Pies, Shannon Elizabeth made her screen—and skin—debut in the killer snowman flick Jack Frost (1997). In one memorable scene, the wintry nogoodnik begins violently pawing our previous Shan, who responds with a flash of her firm fanny. That’s cold, man. Real cold. But naked Shannon Elizabeth is hot! After the jump, she’ll make you Jack Frost. more…

This afternoon, get your jollies from Molly (1999). Elisabeth Shue, no longer Leaving Las Vegas, is leaving her clothes behind. And speaking of behind, hers is pert, round, perfectly pattable, and naked when she walks into a board meeting in the buff. Shue? That’s about the only thing she’s wearing. Strap on Elisabeth Shue naked after the jump. more…