She Forgot Sarah Marshall, But Unfortunately, Not Her Nip Patches

For a non-nude scene, Kristen Bell's yoga-flexible, twisted-pretzel sex-a-thon in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was pretty sexy.

But not as sexy as the uncensored scenes that were cut from the flick, which featured the Veronica Mars star's planetoids all abounce and plastered with nipple patches.

If you want Bell to really ring your ding-donger, see an actual nip in Spartan. For a look at those boob tube boppers covered in privacy tape, click "more"! more…

The Top 5 that The Big O wants to top...

I know that everyone has been patiently waiting for the Top 5 ladies that I lust over, I was very hot and bothered putting these profiles together... No matter how often I come across pictures or articles, just the mention of these gorgeous gals gets me all worked up. Their hotness is just too much to handle, or fit into one post for that matter... more…

Take a dive into The Big O's Top Ten!

I always love a good top ten list, we have so many here at Mr. Skin and being around that all the time can sometime lead to making my own lists just for fun. For example there's the Top Ten best boobs in Hollywood, all the way to the Top Ten chicks I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. With that in mind I'm feeling compelled to explain myself and my personal list... more…

The Women May Be Packed with Femmes, But the Femme-on-Femme Frottage Remains on the Cutting-Room Floor

The remake of George Cukor's 1939 classic The Women hits theaters tomorrow, and the chick flick seems to have a bit of promise even to those with dicks. The cast is entirely made up of women—there's not a hunky suitor or gay decorator best friend to be seen in the entire flick. Plus, the movie is packed with sexy stars like Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, and Meg Ryan. But costar Jada Pinkett Smith revealed that this clothed-funbag-packed film could have given men a reason to pack theaters—if only director Diane English has listened to Jada and left in a scene where her lesbian character sexes up Eva Mendes! Next time, Jada, don't let some out-of-touch filmmaker let you keep your lezzie leanings under wraps; make you own movie and fill it with wall-to-wall lap-licking lesbos! more…

MILFy mama Jolie Yearns for the "Freedom" of French Flicks

Now that she's the mother of six, including just-born twins Knox and Vivienne, you might think that mammoth-mouthed sex bomb Angelina Jolie would hang up her birthday suit for good and star only in roles that illustrate the fragility of life, or involve human rights in some form or another.

Thankfully, you'd be wrong.

Deep down inside, Ms. Jolie remains the same jug-jiggling, feral feline we've known and loved all these years, and, having moved her family to France, is now expressing an interest in appearing in the sizzling sin-ema of her adopted land.

What does this mean for us and our laps full of longing? Click "more" and find out. more…

Red Band Trailer for Surfer, Dude Promises To Stoke Your Poke with Many Topless Betties

Back in 2007 when Matthew McConaughey was filming his stoner epic Surfer, Dude, we heard that he personally saw to the inclusion of many naked breasties. At the time, TMZ reported:

A source on the set of Matt’s new film, “Surfer Dude,” [says] that during a recent pool party scene that featured a bunch of female extras in bathing suits, McConaughey, who is also a producer on the movie, told the ladies if they took their tops off they would get more money for their time. Many of the women agreed. With the female extras in all their bare-bosomed glory, Matt then requested girl-on-girl action for the scene. His request was not met with any complaints and only one extra left the set.

Now that the movie's September 5th limited release date approaches, we're given on-camera proof of at least three sets of breasts in the newly released red band trailer. See for yourself after the cut. more…

Do You Be-liiieve in Sexy Roles After 60? Mr. Skin does, and so does Cher

The beat goes on, and so do the boobs. Cher may soon be filling the slinky, skintight Catwoman catsuit, following in the footsteps of Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Halle Berry.

Although it's been rumored that puffy-lipped orphan-lover Angelina Jolie will likely be donning the ears and tail of Catwoman, new rumors suggest that ageless songstress Cher is actually the forerunner for the coveted role.

For the entire scoop (of litter) on Cher as comics' most infamous pussy, click "more"! more…

Renée Zellweger Finally Ponies up Some Flesh in Appaloosa

Squinty-eyed sometimes Brit Renée Zellweger has long been one of the skingiest actresses in Hollywood, with even lingerie-clad scenes a rarity in her career. So Mr. Skin was shocked to hear that Zellweger flashes a slice of Ass-aloosa in the upcoming Ed Harris-directed western Appaloosa, which opens on October 3rd. Get the full skinny after the cut. more…

It's the Tush Vs. the Tits as These Girls Go Head to Head and End to End!

The only thing missing is the oil. The only thing NOT missing is the clothes.

In a clip from their upcoming flick, Disaster Movie, Carmen Electra and curvy-canned Kim Kardashian get in the ring and body-slam their scantily-clad things during a ladies' wrestling match.

Hair flies, limbs flail, and giant cleavage wiggles, jiggles, and spills out as Carmen and Kim body slam each other. Let's repeat that last phrase and savor each and every word: Carmen and Kim body slam each other.

Past the cut, more on the Electra-Kardashian match. more…

Megan Fox Attempts to Transform Her B-cups to C-Cups on Set of Transformers 2, Has "Hardcore" Make-out Scene with Amanda Seyfried in Upcoming Film Jennifer's Body

A while back we told you about a scene in the upcoming teen vampire comedy Jennifer's Body that was sure to get tongues (and other parts) wagging. No, not the near-topless lake scene that seems to have been cut from the movie. We're talking about Megan Fox's girl-girl liplock with Mama Mia! star Amanda Seyfried.

After the cut, get more details on Megan sampling Amanda's body in Jennifer's Body. more…

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Advance Pics Released from Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler Revealing Marisa Tomei as a Stripper

There are a lot of trends in Hollywood that Mr. Skin can get behind. Direct-to-DVD sequels of hit movies that add copious amounts of boobs, for instance. But strippers who don't actually take off their clothes? That's a travesty. What ever happened to realism in film? Get the scoop on Marisa Tomei's latest role, along with other cinema strippers who don't strip, after the cut. more…