A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

Crotch Shots Have a New Gold Standard

As Mr. Skin reported earlier this summer, a golden statue of Kate Moss, the largest golden statue since Ancient Egypt (and the most sinfully seductive one since Edward G. Robinson’s idolatrous golden calf at the foot of Mt. Sinai that so enraged God in the book of Exodus) will soon go on display at the British Museum.

Weighing in at 50 kilograms and expected to go for $10 million at auction, Marc Quinn’s new sculpture Siren has the contorted supermodel aiming her gilded crotch directly at the viewer.

"If there was a war or anarchy,” predicts the sculptor, “this will be melted down and turned into bullion, so it's a canary in a cage down a mineshaft."

Who wouldn’t want to stick his canary in Kate Moss’s mineshaft?

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Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses -- from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum -- have turned into Golden Girls.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a two-gunned salute to the Olympics. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object .

After the jump, get a look at the most valuable body parts of these UK T&A treasures. more…

As summer drew to a close, temperatures soared past the boiling point on the big screen as Body Heat opened in theaters on this date in 1981.

The Florida-set modern film noir cast William Hurt as a lawyer-by-day/ladies'-man-by-night who falls hard for femme fatale Kathleen Turner, who gives a scorching performance that made her a skinstant sex symbol.

Kathleen is so incendiary in Body Heat that Hurt famously smashes a glass door to get at her bare body, and then oafishly falls into a plot to murder Turner’s husband.

One look at Kathleen in the raw and audiences around the world understood.

With Body Heat, not only was a star born in the form of Kathleen Turner, but her mouth-wateringly meaty nipples set a new standard in suckability unseen since the heyday of Jane Birkin, and it would not be challenged for a decade -- when Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich first took off their shirts.

And that’s some hot stuff! Now check out Kathleen Turner nude after the jump.... more…

Interview becomes Skinterview as Top Model Kate Gets Nude for Mag

Kate Moss is one of the most successful supermodels who ever lived, so it's strange that a person whose profession requires them to wear clothes would become infamous for not wearing them!

Not that we at Skin Central are complaining.

Kate put the "spread" in "fashion spread", posing naked for the new issue of Interview magazine. After the jump, see for yourself if Kate has any Moss growing below her equator, and read what she has to say about men, sex, and more! more…

Willowy Waif Wanted Whoppers

Before high fashion photographer Corrine Day talked her out of it, 15 year-old future supermodel Kate Moss was desperate to have her diminutive rack enlarged to Cindy Crawford-like proportions, reports WENN.

Moss, who famously introduced the “waif look” and “heroin chic” in the 1990s, was self-conscious about her membership in (some would say her leadership of) the itty bitty titty committee early on in her career.

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Mega-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Claims That Her Favorite Smooch Came from Legendary Crooner Frank Sinatra

London’s Daily Mail reports that waif goddess Kate Moss – the supermodel with the super-marble nipples – shared a kiss in 1995 with Frank Sinatra at the Chairman of the Board’s 80th birthday celebration.

Recalls Kate: “I said, ‘Happy birthday, Frank,’ and he just lunged for me. He kissed me on the lips, then gave me a filterless cigarette. I came off all lightheaded. He was fabulous.’

Get the full smokin’ scoop after the jump. more…

Count Down the Best of the Breast!

The name Kate has long been a Hollywood staple, from Kate Hepburn to Kate Bosworth.

But what five Tinseltown lovelies qualify as the very most desirable naked Kates?

Could it include Kate Winslet? Kate Moss? Katie Holmes?

Press play to find out. And be sure to comment. Let us know if you agree or disagree, or if there are any naked Kates we might have missed! more…

Supermodel Kate Moss Reveals What Makes Her So Super. Here's a Hint: It Involves the Letters T&A!

After learning the fine art of rumpology from bulging-veined action star Sylvester Stallone, super-slim supermodel Kate Moss decided to celebrate by showing off her own bare rump.

Learn all about rumpology and see what Kate's hiding under that bikini after the cut. more…

Magnificently mountain-mammaried Maggie Green, breast known from all those SBB ads on Fark.com, is a natural(s). (Boobie Blog)

To Britney Spears, a bikini is a three piece: top, bottom, and cigarette. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss finally finds a photo format gigantic enough for her awesomely meaty nipples. (Bitten and Bound)

Kim Kardashian’s two all-beef patties will have you holding your pickle. (Egotastic)

Smokin’ hot supermodels having a blast ... smokin' pot. (Socialite Life)

The Bachelorette’s Deanna Pappas is a bikiniette. (Bastardly)

Hell’s bitchin’: Gordon Ramsay’s main dish is no donkey in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather) more…

Kate Moss Will Always Need Something Hot Stuck Between Her Lips!

Wonder-nippled English waif-model Kate Moss is nearly as famous for sucking on fags (British slang for cigarettes) as she is for appearing topless in public.

Recently, the mega-meaty milk-spouted fashion icon decreed that she'd never kick the nicotine habit, stating: "It's who I am. I don't want to create a phony facade. I think I just have to be myself, otherwise I'd just be a paranoid mess."

Heavy smoking and high glamour have long been a naked starlet phenomenon (just check out SmokingCelebs.com), but Kate pulls off both with such singularly superhuman sexual aplomb.

Let's hope that the smoldering Ms. Moss remains fully committed, as well, to airing out her elongated dairy spouts within paparazzi camera-range , as she did the other day on Egotastic.

For a puffalicious peek at Kate's pointy peaks, click and see more. more…

Thar she blows! Two humps like miniature snowhills! It is booby Brit!

It was the battle of the waify blonde Englishwomen this weekend, as supermodel Kate Moss and "it" actress Sienna Miller both took to the high seas and liberated themselves from their bikini tops for some topless tanning.

After the cut, find out which blooming English rose accessorizes her bikini bottoms with a married actor . . . and which sports nipples so gorgeously thick they could act as rudders. All hands will be on your deck! more…