Posts tagged with Halloween

Coco T labia lip slip. Click the pic for a close-up. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Evan Rachel Wood dumps Marilyn Manson. (Dlisted)

Paris Hilton vows to keep her A-cups. (Celebrity Smack)

Zoo magazine’s big boob celebs from C-FF. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Avril Lavigne wears nipple-petals. (Hollywood Backwash)

Get ready to squeal, queens: Kim Cattrall confirms Sex and the City movie sequel. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox will not portray Wonder Woman, even on a really hot poster. (WWTDD)

Nude pics of plus-size Wonderbra model Katie Green. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bond girl Caterina Murino wants to take her clothes off. (Nudography)

Kate Beckinsale dresses dirty to seduce her husband. (IDLYITW)

Elite models suing escort agency for using its name. (NY Daily News) more…

Heidi Angers One Nation with Halloween Costume, Delights Another with Jiggly Cleavage Commercial

No one does Halloween like Heidi Klum. While all the other stars half-heartedly don wigs or maybe a plain mask, hottie Heidi goes all out with ultra-elaborate, one-of-a-kind outfits that drop jaws. This year, she outdid even herself when she slipped into bright blue spandex and showed up to her annual party as Kali, the Hindu goddess of death and destruction. However, Hindu leaders aren't as excited about the costume, saying:

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects."

And speaking of dramatic and loose, after the cut you can check out the Heidi's brand new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour, in which she replicates Tom Cruise's Risky Business dance. In nothing but bra, panties, and socks. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! more…

Helena Christensen kicks ass--and nearly shows ass--in the new pirate-themed commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. (Faded Youth)

Coco T did not get naked for Halloween as promised. She came close, though! (D Listed)

Booble, booble, toil and trouble. Top-heavy English crumpet Keeley Hazell is the sexiest topless witch we've ever seen. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled to star in a movie with porn legend Vanessa del Rio! (IMDb)

Holly Madison is making magic with Criss Angel. It's official! (CelebNewsWire)

Suzanne Somers still proves that two's company. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eliza Dushku does Halloween right by dressing up as . . . sexy Eliza Dushku? (The Blemish)

Sneak peek at Britney's sexy new album cover! (Cityrag)

Olivia Munn dresses up as Princess Leia. Help me, Boner-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (The Grumpiest) more…

Happy Halloween to all!

Let's see what you guys decided I should be for Halloween! more…

Tricks and Teats

Greetings and salutations from the darkest recesses of Castle Rackula, high in the hills of Mamsylvania.

Halloween night is very special around here. All my monster friends and a handful of Hollywood phonies come by and we engage in all the standard festivities: boobing for chest-apples, carving up rump-kins, playing pin-the-tail-on-the-prostitute-from-Craigslist, and having a séance to commune with the spirits of dead prostitutes.

I was also happy this year to get my good friend Mark Johnston from Shocking Videos' Halloween newsletter. All that nostalgia made me feel like I was 412 again.

In honor of the Great Pumpkin, I put on my copy of Night on Disco Mountain and compiled this list, a veritable Bocaccio’s Decameron of ten of my favorite naked horror movies that take place on Halloween night.

To be fair, only eight of them have nudity, but I included two additional movies for my own reasons.

So pull up coffin, sit down, and skin-joy!

Read more after the bite. more…

Jack Your Lantern to Some Skin-Baring Celeb Costumes

As Count Rackula can tell you, Halloween is the sexiest day of the year. Women take to the streets in barely-clad get-ups, nip slips abound, and pursed lips are rimmed with blood and/or candy corn.

After being slightly miffed that sultry songbirds Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani both dressed as decidedly unsexy fried eggs this year, Mariah Carey and the juicy-assed Kim Kardashian have more than made up for this gaffe by strutting their stuff last night in some of the skimpiest costumes we've seen in years!

Kim channeled legendary beauty Lynda Carter and dressed as Wonder Woman. God only knows how she got that ripe rump into the teeny superheroine suit, but Kim's definitely putting the "asso" in "magic lasso".

After the cut, see what Mariah wore to bring tricks and teats. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 1: Jamie Lee Curtis

For the past three decades, one name has defined the hair-raisingly hot crème-de-la-crème of leading ladies in horror classics.

That name is Jamie Lee Curtis.

And despite her lustastic terror lineage – Jamie’s mom, Janet Leigh, kicked off this Scream Queen countdown at #31 – as well as appearing in the first two Halloween films, The Fog, Prom Night, Terror Train, and Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Jamie Lee Curtis has become the world’s most famous and beloved horror movie sexbomb … who has never gotten naked in a horror movie!

Nonetheless, the Jamie Lee Curtis’s nudity in non-fright films ranks among the most rack-tacular of all time.

So combining that with her iconic status as The M.I.L.F. or all modern horror, Mr Skin jacks his lantern in tribute to Jamie Lee Curtis as the #1 Naked Scream Queen of all time.

Now click the pick to see her nude pumpkins. more…

Mr Skin Hopes This Is a Treat and Not a Trick

While everyone around her is debating what to wear for Halloween, super-stacked Anna Nicole Smith lookalike and wife of Original Gangsta Ice-T Nicole “Coco” Austin has already come up with her answer—not a blessed thing!

Mr Skin approves wholeheartedly of this bold move.

At a recent premiere for Soul Men, a reporter asked what Coco’s Halloween costume was going to be, to which she responded, "It's my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!"

She already got naked in the pages of Playboy magazine, but no one needs to tell her that.

Read more after the jump. more…

Nicollette Sheridan and teeny bikini bottoms: two great tastes, etc. (Drunken Stepfather)

Julia Roberts claims that nobody wants to see her play a hooker again. WRONG. (Holy Taco)

The sluttiest celebrity Halloween costumes: a raunchy retrospective. (Cityrag)

Anne Hathaway is smoking hot (literally) in her underwear for Vogue. (Anything Hollywood)

The WWE Divas get super sexy for Halloween. (Hollywood Tuna)

A Melrose Place revival? If Josie Bissett and Heather Locklear are back, we're on board. (Bricks and Stones)

Cindy Crawford dressed as Amy Winehouse: all of the tight clothes, none of the crack! (Yeeeah!)

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton Meester give us something to really gossip about: hot lesbian action! (E! Online)

Madonna drew up a sex schedule for soon-to-be-ex Guy Ritchie. (CelebNewsWire) more…

Tits the season to jack your lantern! Join Mr Skin now in a countdown of the most arousing fright fests ever made. From flesh-packed slasher flicks to lesbian vampire chow-downs to haunted houses filled with screaming hotties, this randy round-up of more-than-just-hair-raising horror hits won’t leave you with a hollow wiener.

Be sure to check out the final 10!

20. American Psycho (2000)

NUDES: Samantha Mathis (breasts), Cara Seymour (breasts, lesbian), Krista Sutton (breasts, butt, lesbian), Guinevere Turner (breasts)

THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Adapted from a notorious novel by Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho showcases future Batman Christian Bale as a 1980s Wall Street yuppie who lives in high style and kills with equally high intensity. In addition to Samantha Mathis sharing her mammaries, Chloë Sevigny and Reese Witherspoon also sexily heat up the screen. Still, it’s Bale’s deadly dalliance with two classy call girls (Cara Seymour and Krista Sutton) that renders American Psycho a skin classic. After all, this film contains the ultimate incitement to lesbian analingus: “Don’t just stare at it, eat it!”

See more after the jump! more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 5: Linda Blair

Although she’s never gotten naked in a horror movie, per se, when it comes to the unholy annals of Scream Queendom, few lungs project more powerfully than those just beneath the booming D-cups of Linda Blair.

The frightful fact is this: Linda Blair portrayed demonically possessed little Regan in The Exorcist. She subsequently spent the 1980s busting out her hellaciously hot hooters in a series of the decade’s most skincandescent exploitation classics.

Therefore, Linda Blair ranks right near the top of Mr. Skin’s Top 31 Naked Scream Queens.

Click the pic to see Linda Blair nude. more…